Baba Vangat of television counters

Nga Lutfi Dervishi
2023-11-23 19:25:00 | Sociale

Baba Vangat of television counters

By Lutfi Dervishi

The evening talk shows would be very boring if they did not have a special breed of "analysts" endowed with the rare ability to accurately predict the future!

With an enviable hatred of facts, documents, information and analysis, fortune tellers make Nostradamus look like their apprentice.

Every morning, lunch and evening, experts go around, sometimes in a "lawyer" jacket and sometimes in an analyst shirt, with a certainty that only ignorance can give, they pronounce prophecies. Blind as Father Vanga, these have and do not know how to do anything other than predictions. When it comes to events related to politics and justice, the magic formula that comes out of the mouths of fools: "remember, very soon something big will happen". And in Albania, not something, but something very big happens every day. "Dark days will come"..."You will go, at the moment I can't say more"...Shocked viewers think of securing themselves and their families in the face of the disaster that is warned to arrive in the ancient hearths of Arbno .

For years, information has given way to imagination, logic to speculation and oracles with the help of moderators guarantee every night an atmosphere where fairy tales are sold as truth and lies as revelations from God.

"There will be arrests soon" they announce with certainty that God himself has whispered in their ears the names of the future prisoners, but to give themselves more importance they do not say the names for 101 reasons and the first reason: they don't know anything! Politicians, oligarchs, businessmen, thugs in uniform, thugs without uniforms, or even the extraterrestrial beings that are roaming around feel quite insecure from the ominous "predictions" that hang like the sword of Damocles over their heads.

As days give way to weeks and weeks to months, the predictions of the gossips do not come true. But the Nostradamus are again in the center of attention: "wait something will happen, the FBI, NASA, TROOP 300 have the situation under control." NATO will intervene".

Fortune tellers, divorced from reality and truth, have raised ambiguity into art. The ability to string together words that never end up in a clear sentence is impressive. While everyday life offers a different view, nothing stops the nastradins' march to the next predictions. When someone like a blind hen catches a grain of wheat, the drums of greatness start...

At the counters where fantasy and madness tango, fortune tellers are the ones who have the ability to see the future not only in the cup of Turkish coffee, but also in the cup of espresso.

They say that even a broken clock shows the correct time twice a day. It would be a miracle if the dinner plates resembled a broken clock, then they would truly be prophets. As for the moderators who invite "the smart ones" to give advice... they have released the pigeons a long time ago. (A2 Televizion)

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